10-16-06

Dear Team Awkward,

So, I was out to dinner with my girl the other night and while she was in the bathroom, a waiter spilled her purse out all over the floor. I crawled down on the floor to put her things back and found that she had a HUGE vibrator in her bag! My package is what it is - should I be worried?

-Jimmy Middle of the Road

Dear Jimmy Middle of the Road,

It may seem awkward (and we know from awkward), but why not bring it up with her? You may find that she's been using it as a supplement and just wants you to join her in playing with her new toy. Or, if breaching the subject with her is just too hard, try surprising her in bed with a new toy of your own -- it shows her that you're willing to be adventurous.  You won't have to look far to find something, as there are lot of massage oils, sex toys and games that can be purchased at a local sex shop.

-Team Awkward